Exhibit A

jodie the pigs face extreme advertising campaign

I think, every day, this is it, surely this is the end of times, the last bad thing or good thing that will ever happen. Nothing more to do here. Alllllll over. No more starving polar bears, no more orphans, no more toxic rivers, no more ozone holes in the atmosphere. No two headed snakes. No palm trees, no Spanish coins almost found by a lucky person who used the surprise wealth only for good. No more gun control, no more constitution. It will be good to not have any more of more which will also definitely include, no more cat box charade. Who are they? Who invented this pet thing? It’s a total racket. I am WOKE to this. The Cat from Outer Space. Watch it. That cat even had nice jewelry.