I am sitting in a room without any lights on and without any sounds of distraction and I am making Surprise Balls. This is a fantastic way to spend the day, cloistered off from the rest of frantic humanity while making extremely tedious but joy inducing nonsense. I would like to drop thousands of Surprise Balls onto the war torn villages in Syria and beyond. There was a still, grey silence, and then came the Surprise Balls. And the flyover plane would be painted in Razzle Dazzle.