I was recently on a secret not vacation where I discovered ION tee vee channel and it’s magical line up of historical crappy television shows. There’s a place for everything. The show I became immediately transfixed by was never revealed to me by name, but featured an 1890’s/1950’s vibe. The hair and make-up was tanning bed and wigs quality. There was a poor attempt at an eastern european accent. Every commercial break featured Tom Selleck in his prime.
In other news,
I want a Lucille Ball transformer.
