Now when you go outside to get some peace-out everyone else is out there too, many of them video calling and casting themselves high and out all around in the entire world. It’s not just a neighbor or two anymore who can spring up at a moment’s notice to invade your one free second (or in this case, seems like forever), it’s them and all of the their friends and families, speaking from within their confines back at your LIVE neighbor. My favorite time is when the video caller reveals their location and I can think about whatever surrounds the imagery that may bring. If they add details, it’s only because they offer, never do I ask.
Tag: cats
Snapshot
Sometimes I go downstairs to get out of the house.
I would like for everybody to put the tiny computer down and pay attention to only one thing for a minute. Do that now, please.
Tell me how it goes. Keep doing it.
On this and stuff
Pop Sensation plays a sold out show in this fair city and there I am being amicable and attentive to current interests. This works for me at this point. I am easily approachable in look, can have very nice conversation and am usually agreeable too. I’m in I’m out. But you think I’m somebody much different than I am, I just know this, and so to you I speak at with only the shallowest of conversation, really. Sometimes throwing something in to see if you even notice but rarely that happens. You only want to talk about yourself, just like Dale Carnegie said you would. Hence the easy conversationalist I am for you and your ending feeling overall that good times were had. I get to pry a little into your life while honing my social skills and filling in my never ending mostly mentally recorded book on humans and their behavior. Thanks for that. And Happy Birthday, as it seems to be a trend right now.
Update on Cats:
They’re the next big thing. They don’t do that much and there’s a lot of them doing really well. That’s real stuff. Watch out for the Catsssssss. Real News, Right Here!
50’s music
When I think of 50’s music, or hear it, whatever form really, I always think about crappy breakfast food restaurants.
Looking forward now.
The internet wars are about to begin.
Bumper stickers everywhere.
Obituaries this week
Let’s see, we had Art Bell and Barbara Bush, and Carl Kasell, and Choi Eun-hee.
I dreamed I was in your high rise apartment Christopher and Christine, along with my entire family, extended, my side (very small). Christoper, you were sick on the toilet with diarrhea I think, you would never tell me, just keep being sick and flushing the toilet. The rest of us began swaying all round, starting in a slow circle wave but then getting pretty fucking crazy. The furniture was sliding and hitting people. All of your furniture was super nice. I wanted all of it. I went back to where my personal belongings were kept, in a back part of the apartment, through a doorway. It was hard to walk. It wasn’t well kept back there, more 130 year old Chicago office building not well maintained, worn out ruby red velvet couch, 30 year old plush dark red carpet. And you still being sick, finally closing door to bathroom though. I felt awful for you, didn’t know what to do. But hell, an earthquake was happening and I wanted to get the fuck out of that place. You were wearing a linen suit, still had it together enough for that, occurred to me. So I kept on, along with everyone (my family and Christine, now to note). We had to pay to leave because my family had rented it, some sort of family reunion, something seemingly implausible even in dreams. Your apartment was swaying all over the place by this point The skyscrapers across from us were very nice to look at through the floor to ceiling windows. All coming in and out of view as we swing left to right with giant arching movement. Really exhilarating under safer conditions. All of them very futuristic with excellent and cool design. I had the exact thoughts as my dad, we were looking out at the same time. I felt panic realizing that any moment the windows were going to burst, the entire structure could just fall. Really excellent view, something I had to let myself think, since it really was likely that it was going to be my last. In dreams I think you have a chance to know the real thing, and then be right back in the room.
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Well HELLO again
Now Lettuce Begin,
I would like to clarify that I voted well enough.
Breaking News!! The population of L.A. has risen sharply. Seattle too. A study was administered to determine this obvious to me conclusion and a bunch of people died in horrific circumstances.
Atmospheric Anxiety Update: Too Hot, Too Fast: weather depression, the trauma continues, and so on and so forth.
Jus Cuz — Who’s In, Who’s Out, Who cares: taking a look at America’s newest pet crazes. Never dull.
Today, proof that even when you refuse the news it still happens to you.
whisker graphs
I do this all of the time. When I find the cats sleeping on the bed as they do 90% of their lives, I say “DON’T MOVE” and they never do. Works like a miracle.
My house has an international time zone line running through it.