People ask me what is my secret.
I say to them Beauty Sleep.
They look at me and and it makes a lot of sense.
I look fantastic.
Read a newspaper that’s out of date at least by 50 years instead of the current Sunday paper, sitting right next to it. The old one will take all of your time. The advertisements hand drawn many of them. The printing is different, the story content written with different delivery, the interviews more to the point and polite speak but also revealing in way suited to the dates of publish.
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