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The Chicken Doesn’t Skate, by Gordon Korman
I call this a book review, but lettuce be honest. I’m never going to read this book any sooner than I am going to read the Starter Rules for Dungeon’s and Dragons. Both qualify as possible entries into an absurdist play performed atop a driving float, however this special one has the front cover deserving of it’s own special spot. Look at that chick, surrounded by the detritus of hockey life. It was retrieved from a school science project. It needs another purpose to retain it’s life in tact. It doesn’t skate.
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