I am sitting in a room without any lights on and without any sounds of distraction and I am making Surprise Balls. This is a fantastic way to spend the day, cloistered off from the rest of frantic humanity while making extremely tedious but joy inducing nonsense. I would like to drop thousands of Surprise Balls onto the war torn villages in Syria and beyond. There was a still, grey silence, and then came the Surprise Balls. And the flyover plane would be painted in Razzle Dazzle.
It is Today! I have managed to stay exactly the same as I was yesterday. As long as I’m alive you can’t take away my me. Good news! The kind that can make a day.
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Remember ME for all of your stuffed animal repairs. No job too big or too small. You’ll get it when it’s done and it’ll look fine enough.
Backward
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chin Up America! Everybody just keep being nice as the big goal. It’s simple enough. I think we can do it. I just know it.
How to/DIY
Beehives. They’ll cost you a couple of hundred bucks but well worth it to keep food on the table as well as growing at all. Don’t waste time making one just buy one and get on with it. No time to waste. That’s everybody’s job for the rest of existence. Save the bees and Save your damn life. Next month: Trees! practically same story.
aaaaand goodbye.
January 19, 2017
I am unsure of what will come next, as usual. I am expecting a magic carpet any minute.
See you on the other side!
HI!!
Today an early morning one hour meteor shower followed by bitter cold and eye burning sun and still freezing cold. In my marine biology coat (so called as it inspires the fashion sense of a Greenland shark scientist) I walked the streets while pretending to be Under the Dome. Everything fell into place. A dog barked from a balcony, echoing it’s message of whatever to other dogs in the neighborhood amphitheater landscape. An eagle was patrolling overhead making a large spiraling shadow monster on the earth on which I walked. A good 4th day of January 2017. Hallelujah.